Lick it Baby!

According to my iTunes, I have not 2, or 3 but 5 songs with the title Lollipop. Seriously, what's the deal with that sugary stick that got everyone so excited naming songs after it? I guess it's safe to say that most of them used it to represent the male genitalia, I doubt you can release a song with these titles, Penis @ Cock @ Dick right? Wont' you be interested if any artist release anything like that? Me, I would love to hear that. "Call me dirty, watevaaa~" But heck, Lily Allen did a effin' fantabulous job with Fuck You, I guess the future is coming sooner than I thought it would be.

Here are the 5 songs.

Dada - Lollipop feat Sandy Rivera

Dada - Lollipop (Sexy Version)
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I still remember the moment that I heard this song playing on the local radio back then and thought "WTF is this?!" I LOVE IT! Seriously, it's so indirectly naughty. I do have to say that this song is pretty dumb, but it's effin' addictive. I love the use of ice-cream and lollipop to represent both sexes genitalia~ Maybe I am wrong but nahhhhhh. It's so trashy and slutty, but it's just pure fun. Am I wrong? Cue *unbelievable~*

This song deserve 4 dirty bikini thongs worn by hot babes out of 5!

Lil' Wayne - Lollipop feat Static Major


B4 I start, I just want to say I am not a fan :) But this song is so huge at one point that it is hard for me not to acknowledge its ridiculousness. I'm glad that I survived that and am stronger than eva!! How come no one make a cover of this song? Especially an acoustic version. I wonder what would happen if a lady cover this song, I would love to hear Britney doing it!
This line "Call me so I can make it juicy for ya?" deserves all the credit for its fame. Haha..

5 worn out dirty thongs with " extra special goodies" of out 5!

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Big Bang - Lollipop feat 2NE1


OK, I hate this so much at 1st, but after a few times of unconsciously playing it on shuffle mode, I finally get it. I don't know whether my liking for this song is all because of Tae Yang looking incredibly cute with his orange jeans here or the fact that in one of my wildest dreams, I really want to lick him up like a lollipop. Ehem *too much info? LOL* Colorful stuff, but the Lollipop here is used to promote a LG mobile phone or as we call it here in Malaysia, a handphone, HP for short, nope, not the other famous HP brand, Hewlett-Packard. Oh, I lurve CL!!!! *wink*

4 and a half Sugary-Heaven Vanilla-Flavored Lollipop out of 5!

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Big Bang - Lollipop 2


They're back with 2nd serving of Lollipop. I guess it's a pretty far departure from the original song. I can't really identify any interesting hooks like in the 1st song (killer chorus), but I do love the 50 cent's In Da Club shoutout~ It does make it a tad more interesting. But still, it's from Big Bang, I know I am going to love it, can't really say the same thing about 2NE1 new stuff though, it's pretty mediocre. Gah. This is mua's starting song for the day early in d mornin', all this week. I am not complaining. It's 2010, just like they said it.

4 and a half eaten but still lick-able "diabetic nightmare" sweet-big round swirling pattern lollipop out of 5.

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Mika - Lollipop


Mika debut album is one of my faves, tons of goodies there, I can't really say the same thing about the 2nd album though, I don't even remember the title. Anyways, this gotta be one of my faves song from that album, plus the video is kinda cute (hello, rabbits fucking? Did you get that?), love the album cover's cartoon theme inspiration. Faves bits: "Suckin' too hard on a lollipop and love's gonna get you down" plus the 2:40 mark where the sugar rush high start!

5 multi-colored fun cheeky brief out of 5!

Any famous and good Lollipop song that I've missed?

Hope you had fun reading that :)

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Listening to: Big Bang - Lollipop Pt.2
via FoxyTunes