Thursday, February 25, 2010

Lick it Baby!

According to my iTunes, I have not 2, or 3 but 5 songs with the title Lollipop. Seriously, what's the deal with that sugary stick that got everyone so excited naming songs after it? I guess it's safe to say that most of them used it to represent the male genitalia, I doubt you can release a song with these titles, Penis @ Cock @ Dick right? Wont' you be interested if any artist release anything like that? Me, I would love to hear that. "Call me dirty, watevaaa~" But heck, Lily Allen did a effin' fantabulous job with Fuck You, I guess the future is coming sooner than I thought it would be.

Here are the 5 songs.

Dada - Lollipop feat Sandy Rivera

Dada - Lollipop (Sexy Version)
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I still remember the moment that I heard this song playing on the local radio back then and thought "WTF is this?!" I LOVE IT! Seriously, it's so indirectly naughty. I do have to say that this song is pretty dumb, but it's effin' addictive. I love the use of ice-cream and lollipop to represent both sexes genitalia~ Maybe I am wrong but nahhhhhh. It's so trashy and slutty, but it's just pure fun. Am I wrong? Cue *unbelievable~*

This song deserve 4 dirty bikini thongs worn by hot babes out of 5!

Lil' Wayne - Lollipop feat Static Major

B4 I start, I just want to say I am not a fan :) But this song is so huge at one point that it is hard for me not to acknowledge its ridiculousness. I'm glad that I survived that and am stronger than eva!! How come no one make a cover of this song? Especially an acoustic version. I wonder what would happen if a lady cover this song, I would love to hear Britney doing it!
This line "Call me so I can make it juicy for ya?" deserves all the credit for its fame. Haha..

5 worn out dirty thongs with " extra special goodies" of out 5!


Big Bang - Lollipop feat 2NE1

OK, I hate this so much at 1st, but after a few times of unconsciously playing it on shuffle mode, I finally get it. I don't know whether my liking for this song is all because of Tae Yang looking incredibly cute with his orange jeans here or the fact that in one of my wildest dreams, I really want to lick him up like a lollipop. Ehem *too much info? LOL* Colorful stuff, but the Lollipop here is used to promote a LG mobile phone or as we call it here in Malaysia, a handphone, HP for short, nope, not the other famous HP brand, Hewlett-Packard. Oh, I lurve CL!!!! *wink*

4 and a half Sugary-Heaven Vanilla-Flavored Lollipop out of 5!


Big Bang - Lollipop 2

They're back with 2nd serving of Lollipop. I guess it's a pretty far departure from the original song. I can't really identify any interesting hooks like in the 1st song (killer chorus), but I do love the 50 cent's In Da Club shoutout~ It does make it a tad more interesting. But still, it's from Big Bang, I know I am going to love it, can't really say the same thing about 2NE1 new stuff though, it's pretty mediocre. Gah. This is mua's starting song for the day early in d mornin', all this week. I am not complaining. It's 2010, just like they said it.

4 and a half eaten but still lick-able "diabetic nightmare" sweet-big round swirling pattern lollipop out of 5.


Mika - Lollipop

Mika debut album is one of my faves, tons of goodies there, I can't really say the same thing about the 2nd album though, I don't even remember the title. Anyways, this gotta be one of my faves song from that album, plus the video is kinda cute (hello, rabbits fucking? Did you get that?), love the album cover's cartoon theme inspiration. Faves bits: "Suckin' too hard on a lollipop and love's gonna get you down" plus the 2:40 mark where the sugar rush high start!

5 multi-colored fun cheeky brief out of 5!

Any famous and good Lollipop song that I've missed?

Hope you had fun reading that :)

Listening to: Big Bang - Lollipop Pt.2
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Paul said...

good lord! Hahahaha!

PS LOVING the new banner :)

J.Mensah said...

I love this post lol! Big Bang - Lollipop feat 2NE1 is probably my favorite of the bunch (although I do like Lil' Wayne).

I don't know any Lollipop song but Rihanna does say "I lick the Gun when I'm done ect..." in one of her songs... if that counts lol.

rcLoy said...

Paul: Haha :D Thanks, I've been getting lots of good response about my banner, I was thinking of changing it but since it's so well-received, it might just stay a bit longer.

J: Glad you liked it. One of my random ranting post. I like Lollipop too, wait, Big Bang + 2NE1 - Lollipop, I just hope that it's supposed to be dirtayyy like the rest. Hahaha, I doubt that the KPOP scene is heading to that direction.

Mel said...

I'm having trouble getting into Big Bang. I like them visually -- they are great performers and dancers, but other than "Gara Gara Go", which I really like, I just can't get into it. GDragon's solo stuff interested me because a lot of it sounded so clubby American (but I guess that's part of what got him in trouble, eh?). TOP's rap in the video cracks me up because he's kinda borderline creepy with his eyebrows. ;)

I guess I'm more of a TVXQ/DBSK kind of girl (you don't find them just as enticing? Do you just like the bad boys? ;) ).

rcLoy said...

Mel: I do have to agree with you about them being a great performers and dancers, I don't really dig their album as much as their singles. With GD, I got quite sick with his stuff now, I used to love it when it was still Hawt. I don't know why, it doesn't really have much staying power after a few months. I hardly listen to it anymore but I still listen to Super Junior's Sorry Sorry album though. Hm..

Well about TVXQ, I love their stuff but I don't go GaGa over them. I much prefer their Jpop stuff. どうして君を好きになってしまったんだろう? is one fine example. Mirotic, I don't quite dig it as much as Break Out! I seriously have no idea, but I do understand all the craze that's going on about them. I used to be a fan boy too although in a much different era and music scene. KTBSPA! LOL.

Yup, Bad Boys can be more interesting but you've gotta save a soft spot for all the good guys out there :D especially the naughty one.

Mandy said...

I love, love, love Mika's 'Lollipop'. :)

Mel said...

HAHA. I don't think there's really a naughty one in TVXQ, persay. Big Bang strike me as more of the "classic bad boy" kind of look. Meh. Too much guyliner for my taste. ;)

rcLoy said...

Mandy: You have the same amazing fab music taste. BTW I am loving the Alligator track :)

Mel: Guyliner huh? What about Green Day? Billie used tons of it, well, the guy from My Chemical Romance too. LOL. I kinda dig BB's image, very colorful and striking (not boring) but I gotta hand it to them for having great single. Let Me Hear Your Voice is amazing. *Is that pearl that I see in your pic? Nice~*

Mandy said...

Hee. Glad you are. :) Their latest album is their first attempt at dance/eletronic-pop/rock. Their previous albums were more indie/rock/pop-rock.

Try their latest collaboration with Tiesto - 'Feel It In My Bones'. I'm not into dance, as you know, but there's something addictive about that track. :)